First Post!

Ok, first blog. By the way, I really hate that word. Blog. That word sucks. I'm never to use it again.
Well, I guess I'm gonna look at the headlines on news and then comment on them. Because what I have to say is so fucking important that you all should pay attention. Plus, I know that a lot of you are Americans, and could really care less about basically anything that's not about Paris Hilton's crotch or Hanna Montana's smut video or something.

So, first on the list today: The House approved more war funding. Nothing like sticking it to The Lame Duck like giving him almost exactly what he wanted. I mean, I suppose it's a good idea to give our soldiers equipment so they can fight and stuff (since there are no plans to bring them back anytime soon), but you think that there would be more hubbub about this like there was the last time we gave money to the war. We know Kucinich is pissed, but that's probably because he comes up to his wife's thigh.

Next on stories interesting enough to comment on: The EU is lifting its' sanctions on Cuba. This would be a bigger deal, but the sanctions have actually been suspended since 2005, so it's more of a "look how altruistic we are!" kind of move. The America is pissed though. We still can't get over the fact that their Red Bastard country hasn't imploded due to it's own Red Bastard form of government yet. Plus, we're still really pissed at Elian Gonzalez for going back to Cuba and loving the Castro family. We cared for that boy, and he just leaves!? Just because he had to!? Fucker.

Lastly, Mugabe is killing more people in Zimbabwe. Surprise!
Well, officially he's not killing anybody. All the people in Zimbabwe are just making things up. You know, all the people who claim they have been beaten and starved by their government, that's just crazy liberal talk. People are just pissed that Mugabe has figured out what no other government leader has: if you act fucking crazy, people outside leave you alone.
I mean, think about it. We sure as hell aren't doing anything. We just send Condy over to Africa to wag a finger (her Brown-ness makes her look like we really care), and that's really it. The EU hasn't done anything besides say, "this is pretty fucked up." And Mugabe is sitting up in Zimbabwe, just chillin. Really, the only other person that has this kind of strategy going is this guy.
That's right. It's a picture of Kim Jong-Il. Try to get that one out of your brain.