10- The Holodeck will always malfunction as soon as you step into it.
9- Klingons will kill anything just to kill it.
8- Geordi will never get laid. Ever.
7- Vulcans are assholes.
6- The Borg haven't killed you yet because they haven't seen you yet.
5- As soon as there is time to relax, something blows up.
4- Even in the future, bald white men rule the world.
3- Everyone wants to have sex with William Riker.
2- Data could run everything-he just chooses not to.
1- When in doubt, blame the Romulans.
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